goldberger

The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.

Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.

by Juan Montalvo February 9, 2006

Goldberg

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.

This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg

by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

Goldberg

Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.

We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.

by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017

Woopie Goldberg

is when a girl or man keeps getting there butt slapped till it gets a red color, usually during sex.

Dude, while we were doing it i kept slapping her ass so much i think i gave her a Woopie Goldberg.

by zerobeat121 February 3, 2012

fin goldenburg

when you are so bored/lonely that you type a random name

fin goldenburg is gay

by gay shrimps April 26, 2023

goldencereal

The best YouTuber coming in at 14 subs

Yo I love goldencereal

by Thicc daddypai November 22, 2018