Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

goucheronie

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE

Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gouche Fairy

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.

"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011

Grache

Grache is an amazing thot and she is a little goofy. She loves goldfish and smelling soap. She is so cool and is a great friend.

Omg Grache is SOOOO Cool

by thatonethot:) October 17, 2019