gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004

gloshing

the act of your penis being pushed through the gap at the front of your underwear, causing your foreskin to be pulled back and causing the sensation of sex.

OMG I got gloshed again last night, must have been a huge erection W00T FTW. I l0v3 gloshing!

by Pacman Wizard March 5, 2009

looching

1. Various verbs that result in something positive and is used as a substitue when the speaker cannot describe something.

2. The art of the Looch

3. Sexual contact of any kind.

1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.

2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.

by THE ENTOURAGE November 2, 2007

Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010

Goochin

Hey cuz step to me get naked goochin

Nigga 1:Sup fud chops we goochin
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan

by wagwaninit March 16, 2017

Goochinator

Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.

Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!

by MasterSpecialTits December 17, 2010

glooping

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

by devilboy December 2, 2004