Golf widow

A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.

On weekends Cheryl is a real golf widow.

by bixby April 11, 2009

Sunnyvale Golfland (SVGL)

An arcade located in Sunnyvale. It is well known for having the most recent Bemani games and a Beatmania IIDX machine.

All day long, at SVGL, lines were never more than 5 people long at a time.

by dj gs68 May 12, 2003

volkswagen golf

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014

VW Golf

the BEST HATCH BACK THERE EVER WAS!!

man: man that is one cool golf
man2: for sure

by lue_driver March 20, 2005

midnight golfer

A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.

BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.

by ErikN October 7, 2005

golf

The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

by Peon June 14, 2004

miniature golf face

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

by Clemens March 21, 2008