glarpet

The act of partaking in Homosexual Erotic Roleplay, usually past tense.
when a glarp has already been performed.

Hey bryson, that glarpet session yesterday was amazing!
Glarp like you just did tommorow in my ass and our glarpet may be even more pleasurable!

by Bizxly July 27, 2023

Fridge Glare

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized

Fridge Glare-eg. -

* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)

by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010

Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

Night glare

Having a dream where someone staring at you sleeping

I had a bad night glare ( staring at me while I’m sleeping )

by Qwertyuiohxjt May 7, 2018

glarf

glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...

what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.

by glarf mcgee June 15, 2010

gnarfest

n. a celebration involving a plethora of gnar, and a little fest thrown in the mix too. Not to be confused with a gnar party, which is of course the appropriate response when someone throws up a snatchies

God: pottery is a gnarfest
everyone ever: dude, whats pottery
God: dude, dont worry about it. Snatchies!
everyone ever: Gnarparty!

by LHS hombre November 8, 2006