Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010

Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

Gareth Reilly

Prick.

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 17, 2010

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014

the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)

"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"

by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017