Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.

As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.

by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009

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Gambling the gas tank

When you see how far you can go on E without running out of gas.

I was gambling the gas tank so long my 16 gallon tank took 16.7

by Dr.N3 December 9, 2010

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gambling with change

Secretly rubbing your money on your (preferably sweaty) genitals before paying off a debt.

I don't care if you're gambling with change, I just want my twenty bucks.

by Caro Cogitatus July 23, 2016

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Gumslinger

Someone who always happens to have some gum with them. No matter where they are, they’re probably chewing gum. Whether they’ll share or not is up in the air.

Person A: Did you see Shawn’s backpack? He’s got 3 packs of gum in there.

Person B: Yeah, the dude’s a definite gumslinger.

by buttnose July 8, 2018

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Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

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