It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
Get the Ghosty Subway Self-Wipermug. by Dicklover420666 December 16, 2017
Get the ghostie m8mug. by anonymous October 3, 2020
Get the Ghostie Boimug. A shit that is very hard to poop out, but is probably the best shit you've ever had, and then when you wipe your arse, there's nothing on the paper. You then have an out of body experience, similar to tripping on salvia No one knows what causes a ghosty, but everyone does know that it's very rare. I've only had about 3 in my lifetime. It is said that it is so rare only 10,000 have been done in the history of planet earth.
Mason: "ah yo guys! I just did a fat ghosty!"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"
by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020
Get the Ghostymug. by C4mami January 4, 2022
Get the Ghostiesmug. An act of roleplay involving two characters who seem to be dating when in all actuality, they’re not
by wormkovitch August 22, 2021
Get the Pulling a Ghostiemug. 