Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

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Ghosty

When they give you a hand job while you think you're doing anal.

"I thought I was pounding her ass but it turns out she gave me a ghosty"

by Nigger-Fingers October 14, 2021

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Ghosties

A pair of nipples with areolas are almost transparent or match the skin.

Ghost nipples

I need them ghosties in my mouth NOW

by C4mami January 4, 2022

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Pulling a Ghostie

An act of roleplay involving two characters who seem to be dating when in all actuality, they’re not

Wormie: Oh man. Me and Frog are pulling a Ghostie.

by wormkovitch August 22, 2021

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A shit that is very hard to poop out, but is probably the best shit you've ever had, and then when you wipe your arse, there's nothing on the paper. You then have an out of body experience, similar to tripping on salvia No one knows what causes a ghosty, but everyone does know that it's very rare. I've only had about 3 in my lifetime. It is said that it is so rare only 10,000 have been done in the history of planet earth.

Mason: "ah yo guys! I just did a fat ghosty!"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"

by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020

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