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Gerb

That’s dude hella gerb
by Poopbutt420 April 19, 2025
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Gerb

A side hoe or a person you associate yourself with sexually that you hook up with once in a while.
Melanie: Who is anthony ?

Jasmine : Ahhh he's just a gerb broo
by BROlexxx January 13, 2017
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Gerb

When you’re dick’s so big & it pounds the cervix so hard that it knocks the uterus into a chick’s diaphragm, making it sound like she’s about to throw up every time she gets pounded. Everytime she try’s to talk you pound it harder and all she can say is “Gerb”....
Chick: damn you’re dick is stretching me out

Guy: wait till I give it all to you!
Chick: Give it to me deep!
Guy: You asked for it....
Chick: fuck you’re deep “gerb” I feel you “gerb” hitting my diaphragm”gerb” I think you “gerb” broke my “gerb” uterus, you’re Dick may actually be in my “gerb” esophagus now!!!

Guy: I’m gonna cum deep in you!!
Chick: “cum starts pouring out of her throat as she gargles it”
by Doctor D MD July 12, 2020
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Gerb

The new name for gerund. After being simplified by catherine, it remains the new name for a gerund, and is on the official wikipedia page.
Teacher: “Okay class today we’re going to learn about gerunds.”
Class (correcting the teacher): “They’re called gerbs now!”
Teacher (checks the wikipedia page): “Sorry, my bad, I meant Gerbs.”
by Evcham21 January 3, 2019
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Something that is generally seen as useless and/or perplexing. This may be used in a variety of different contexts; literary or as an expression.
Person A : "This fucking Gerb Ass Game,"

Person B : "That is a Gerb take,"

Person C : "Hefty, you fucking Gerb,"

Person D : " 'Jaiden Grilled Cheesey Kelly? What a Gerb Type Name,"
by legunkster February 11, 2025
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de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.
"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"
by starfruit1 October 8, 2011
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GERB

gerbs have huge impact on Washington DC's metro traffic!
by cyrus2535 July 28, 2022
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