Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

by suchiekins January 17, 2018

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

rainbow gathering

Rainbow Gathering - a temporary intentional community, typically held in a outdoor setting, and espousing and practicing ideals of peace, love, harmony, freedom and community, as a consciously expressed alternative to mainstream popular culture, consumerism, capitalism and mass media.
Rainbow Gathering and the Rainbow Family of Living Light

rainbowgathering.org showed me where the rainbow gathering of 2011 was to be held, in Washington State, July 1 - 7, 2011. I went last year and it was fun. Many songs about the earth were sung. Rainbow Family of Living Light a.k.a. the Rainbow Family Tribe , is my Family.

by rainbowgathering.org December 25, 2010

gathering value

Leaving an object to increase in wealth.

also used as an insultive term for someone's laziness or uselessness. As if completing a task that the object relates to is so absurd to the person it border lines on ridiculous incomprehension (a.k.a extreme redonkulessness)

Katie:Why has'nt Bruce mowed the lawn?
Emma:Because it's gathering value.
Katie:Oh Ok.
Emma:He is such a dead shit!

by Captain Good Words November 24, 2009

Gatherbration

A celebratory event held at a restaurant or bar where everyone invited gathers and must buy their own food or drink... as opposed to a "party" where there's a host providing such fare.

Hey, Howie's turning 30 this Saturday.
Cool! Is he having a party?
Nope, he's broke. We're just hitting a bar.
Oh great, another gatherbration.

by Wordsmither Jim March 20, 2011

Garterbelt

a belt with attached garters or fasteners, worn as an undergarment to hold up stockings. --- Merriam-Webster

I wanna fuck that bitch with her garterbelt and her strap ons

by Zewen Senpai November 10, 2019

gathering grist

a synonym for getting that bread or hustling. when you gather grist youre essentially making money or working hard

"dude why didnt you hang out with us this weekend?"
"I already told you man i was out gathering grist"

by twistedtofu October 17, 2023