fwom

The onomatopeic sound of one's oversized labia majori flapping in the wind

"you could hear Erica approaching by the sound in the distance.... fwom...fwom...fwom...FWOM...FWOM

by Regina Phelangy May 24, 2004

fwop

(Prounounced f-wop)

A fwop is a wayward section of hair that flaps on someone's forehead, seperate from the rest of the hair. Usually occurs with older men who have fairly long,shaggy hair - even though they are slightly balding.

Example: " Man, that old guy's fwop drives me insane. I just wanna go over there and comb it back. "

by One_less_fool February 11, 2010

fwoofy

a big crappy mess o'hair that looks like a monster trying to devour one's head.

lindsay: is that a monster on your head?
kevin: no, my hair's just fwoofy today.

by bluelikejazzzzz August 11, 2008

the fwoyz noogz

A collection of terms associated with, and often used for the same exclamatory reasons as the fwoym. These terms include, but are not limited to: The Dow, Jonas, Bonus, Bronus, Faces, Places, Michael Fedele and Steve Davis.

Yo, Diga Dow. Yo, have you heard about the fwoyz noogz? You mean the real Steve Davis?

I'm about to Jonas myself; Jonas this Bonus.

Afwoym! The Faceplace? Oh, I'm really really great.

by SOTPhysicist December 1, 2010

fwompy

An adjective used to describe a man with large hairy genitals who has a fetish for having oral performed on him directly after anal sex. Also known as being a Bestic

I was totally having sex with this guy, when he started to get all fwompy on me.

by Spanky Mcgee October 14, 2004

Fwop

The sound of poo hitting the wall.

When the monkey flung his poo it made a big FWOP against it's cage

by Gozz June 29, 2011

Fwork

Fuck Work.

Simply used just to say work, but either when you don't want to go/be at work.

Don: Yo, Adam, can you kick it tonight?

Adam: fuck no, I got work at 4am.

Don: Fuck work, man.

Adam: Fwork for real.

by Machadorati June 2, 2007