Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007

fukstik

Idiot, clown goof-off, attention hound,

also a dance to make it look like you are riding a bull ("the fuckstik"

throw right leg back, grab ankle with right hand, jump around thrusting pelvis forward, with left arm in the air....

by countrybassist39 July 19, 2004

Fuksandwiches

Fuksandwiches is when you make a huge mistake and you will have the constant reminders from your friends on what you did.
2.)Usually said to oneself when you know you fucked up.

Getting caught having sex with a fat girl by all of your friends at a party would be an example of Fuksandwiches.

by Emmasis December 29, 2004

fuckstation

n. A wax slab used in the female circumcision ceremonies of the upper nubian tribes (who occupied the nile cattaracts in the 20's AD).
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".

"And a new layer was shorn forth of the fuckstation and the young girl came forward and cleaved what was hers."

by cortical homunculus January 8, 2005

fuktard

fuktards are halfbreed nuthuggers homothugs who generally front run on a bandwagon pro,college sports team.

A few examples are the Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame, La Lakers, and every fucking lousy team located in New York or North Jersey.

Spike Lee is a fuktard behind a camera. George W Bush is a fuktard who would look nice with a homohawk

by shaunjohn December 3, 2010

fuckstaposition

To edit yourself in a video to make it seem you are in a relatiomship with the other person in the video

Stop making fuckstapositions of yourself eith carl

by Coolzies420 December 19, 2016

fuckstain

Anyone who is part of Encyclopedia Dramatica or Kiwi Farms.

The person who wrote that hateful article on E.D. on your friend is a fuckstain, someone who accuses others of being worthless and stupid while being worthless and stupid by gang bullying people on the internet, showing himself to be a example of defective condoms and lazy parenting are.

by The Painful Reality October 10, 2018