fuzzy lotus

This phrase refers to a well kept vagina.

1. Bob was sad because he had not smelled or tasted the fuzzy lotus in some time.

2. Jill just checked to see if everything was kosher with her fuzzy lotus.

by krosandian January 14, 2008

fuzzyturd

The end result when two gays go to a petshop to purchase a rodent. This term is a noun.

Tom Cat shoved Jerry Mouse up Adam Lambert's ass thus turning Jerry into a fuzzyturd.

by Dadrizzler October 11, 2010

Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.

It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.

by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

fuzzy zoeller

hairy{a non groomed}vagina

Judy's swim suit wasn't large enough to cover her fuzzy zoeller.

by Mike Mc November 25, 2004

fuzzymeds

Mind altering drugs, legal or otherwise, that make the world a little "fuzzy."

Coined by CoffinJoe on SpikedTeaRadio.

CoffinJoe takes his fuzzymeds (Clonapam) when he DJ's his Fuzzymeds Show.

by IFlyGTi November 10, 2008

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

fuzzy

US Army private E-1.

Fuzzy, point that muzzle up and down range.

by SGT. K October 7, 2007