Frannie-fruitcake

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are

Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake

by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009

French fruitcake

A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.

I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.

by pantheraux September 9, 2010

Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel May 8, 2016

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

FRONT BOTTOM FRICASEE

An unsightly deposit left on a woman's gusset.

Imagine my surprise!!!! I ordered the pie not the 'FRONT BOTTOM FRICASEE'...... Very disappointing.

by Cardinal Wolsey. November 1, 2011

Fruitcake

Refering to someone that is akward, or weird. Acting Gay, a flaming homosexual. (Flamer). An example of fruitcake is Austin Averett .

That dude is such a fruitcake .= That dude is so Austin Averett .= That dude is such a flamer .

by Taylorsarethebest October 30, 2011

fruitcake

1. Somone who is homosexual.

The users or P2P-IRC where not surprised when ub0r admitted he was a fruitcake.

by [TS] Phoenix May 31, 2006