Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

I was Frozen

The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.

Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"

by Dyonus October 7, 2009

Frozen banana pop

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.

My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

by Have-A-Fantastic-Norwich-Day October 13, 2010

frozen chosen

A nickname for us Prsebyterians that has to do with predestination.

Oh yeah, that summer camp's run by the frozen chosen.

by frozenchosenisacompliment January 4, 2012

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

frozer

A word that obviously isn't in the dictionary. Slang for an overweight white man in flannel.

Did you just call me a frozer?

by Frozer!!! July 20, 2008

froze

to be chilled. to be in the state of chillin out. kickin back. enjoying the vibe. relaxing in a good mood. usually at a party after a few drinks.

"bitch you better chill, can you see im froze?"- young jeezy

by Yung Tune January 14, 2008