flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

frosted

noun. Means to be stoned or baked. Comes from the glazed-over appearance that most who are stoned portray.

The crowd at Denny's at 2am on a Saturday morning is usually pretty frosted.

by TransMayernik December 28, 2005

Frosted Proz

A slut who has frosted tips or bright blonde hair and streaks.

Frank:
dude look at that blonde bimbo! She is a total Frosted Proz!
Perry:
That's my mom.

by Frankietown April 29, 2009

Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

by Chief_Chef February 4, 2010

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008