You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

Nigger Fried Christ

Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.

NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.

*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.

Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"

by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010

Five Iron Frenzy

1. A recently broken up Christian Ska band.

2. When you use a five iron to inflict damage on people and/or personal property.

Me and Joel had a Five Iron Frenzy at the driving range the other day.

by Tim_Dayton November 16, 2004

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Five Hargreeves

Five is the best of course, he doesnt think hes better than number one, he knows he is. He is the best of all because he is good looking af.

I dont think im better than you number one, i KNOW i am. Delores please. Delores i missed you. The apocalypse is happening in 7 days and i have no idea how to stop it. -five hargreeves

by Your_Dictionary April 14, 2019

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010

Tennesse fried chicken

A chicken shop around the cornah, where all mi niggas go fo em strip meals

AVERAGE CONVO FOR GOIN TENNESSE FRIED CHICKEN:

abdi: oi you goin tennesse?

abdi2: wallahi i will if you give me 10p

abdi: cant wallahi aint got enough

abdi2: oi allow me like i need 10p for strip burger meal

abdi: soz wallahi i jus gave 10p to that other malli

by SimpleEnglish101 June 2, 2013