shadow farting

This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.

Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!

Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !

Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.

Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"

by queque12345 February 8, 2022

Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.

Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...

by maw999 May 3, 2009

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

Fraping

The act of changing all the details on someones facebook page when they leave it open and vulnerable- Personal details, relationship status, gender, sexuality, political views etc.

May also be accompanied by a sudden affiliation to the Nazi party.

I was fraping Mitchell last night when he went for a smoke- I even got round to telling that stupid girlfriend of his that she's a whiny bitch!

by V1ncent93 January 24, 2010

target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual

im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep

by martang mang December 19, 2006

Framingham Hoe

A girl at any age, and any race who only hangs out with black, hispanic, or white trash guys and girls. Also wears tight jeans, nike shoes, and a shirt that shows off her tits. Also this person is usually very loud, annoying, and obnoxious. Rarely are they attractive, mostly fat or chubby, and they also think that they are hot shit.

Framingham Hoe

by FrankG24 April 26, 2009