bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

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facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

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Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008

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faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

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shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.

"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."

by bTreezy February 13, 2007

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