something that grows outside and usually dies in winter. you give them to girls to make them like you, or the other way around.
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Flowers given to a woman by her husband or boyfriend to make up for something that he is guilty of, but she doesn't know about. Usually, guilt flowers are given by the man without any apparant reason and as such are accompanied by a card that says something like "Just because". When actually, the pang of guilt after he cheated on his partner, or when he chose not to tell her about the visit to the strip club with the guys, or whatever sin he committed, overcame him and he felt he had to make it up to her, while not having to confess to anything.
Sam: I met this hot woman on the elevator at work this morning. Something came over me and the next thing I knew I'm asking her for her number. Jennifer will never know about it, but still, I feel bad I did it.
Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.
Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?
Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.
Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.
Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?
Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.
by Ricky Pompeii April 21, 2008
Get the guilt flowers mug.A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling.
Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!
Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='
Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='
by Her Pillow October 8, 2008
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2. A girl loosing her virginity.
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2. A girl loosing her virginity.
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Get the Flowers Popping Off mug.The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.
I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.
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Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.
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