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forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
by Surimi July 10, 2009
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Forg

A funny/meme way to say frog. Idk why not it's kinda funny
Hey, do you like FORGS?!?!
ofc!! FORGS are the BEST!!!
:) Bye
by Froggy 🐸 June 24, 2022
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Going La Forge

Putting your VR glasses on to play vidya. Looking just like La Forge in Star Treck.
Me : I'm going La Forge.
Nobody : Have fun mate.
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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tobias forge

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...
my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...
by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024
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metallic forging

the government using metallic minerals in your body to create sicknesses.
The metallic forging sent the middle class citizen to the medical doctor several times a year.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
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FORG

FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.
Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”

Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”
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