Bonjangles

The sweetest guy you will ever meet, funny, kind. And I will always love him. With all of my heart.

Bonjangles, you are my world. I love you.

by EllieBray. October 16, 2011

Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 11, 2008

Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

by northwestf October 15, 2007

fanjangeled

a beautifully written word with its appeal to the visible eye. It's adjective meaning resembles a doll made of metal tubing connected by string which allows its parts to rotate in ways it is not supposed to turn toward. This creates disharmony in the spiritual nature of such objects\people. The only way to cure such a condition is to write an itinerary or plan.

symptoms: when one's ordinary recall ability becomes null, when one can only stay on task at any one thing for no longer than 45 seconds before they are whisked off task by the sound of birds, or a horn, something simple. Emotionally they live between thoughts never staying there long enough to land.

I am completely fanjangeled without enough sex and coffee.

by Sheryl Swailes January 30, 2008

fodangled

When one gets to a certain level of drunkness, he or she must consume atleast 12-15 beers or shots

"Man, you got fodangled last night, you almost killed an 18 by yourself"

by MarkHats December 26, 2007

Fandangle

fan-dan-gle' 1. (verb) a sexual act performed between 2 persons; eg. intercourse.
2. (verb) out of sorts; e.g. "messed up":fandangled
3. (verb) too harm;
4. (noun) Someone/something who is great; e.g. fandangler.

Forms: Fandangled, Fandangler, Fandangling.

1. "You may have been drunk, but I was fandangled."
2. "I may be fandangled but I will fandangle you any day, call me the fandangler."
3. "I fandangled your wife last night."

by Tim Pettes October 11, 2008