A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.
She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........
by Jeff D November 14, 2005
Get the Fountainted mug.The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.
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A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007
Get the Fountaining mug.A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.
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Get the Chocolate fountain mug.Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"
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