foreplay

The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.

"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."

by gratedraindrop January 17, 2009

foreplay

The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.

"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)

by bricklayer69sofine April 15, 2011

Textual foreplay

Verb. To have a text conversation with someone that will lead to future sexual encounters.

It's not sexting, it's textual foreplay!

by FABPSP October 15, 2010

fab-foreplay

The action or actions that cause your hot spot to get moist days before the explosion.

Jewel received some fab-foreplay when her boyfriend phoned and emailed her everyday before arriving home from overseas.

by JimmyJoeJet March 31, 2008

comical foreplay

Being set up for a joke.

"just put it in right there" - Austin said

"That's what she said!" - says William
This is comical foreplay

by Atf&Wme November 13, 2016

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Foreplabaiting

Masterbaiting while laying next to your significant other in the hopes that they will be turned on and want to have sex with you.

I didn't think the Foreplabaiting was working but all the sudden she moaned and licked my nipple.

by BroncoBilly1975 June 28, 2016