Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.

Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.

by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016

Foomer

Foomer comes from Boomer and Fan. It describes a person who is fan of a certain franchise and who complains about new entries in that same franchise.

A: "The Rings of Power" is shit.

B: Oh come on, you are such a foomer!

by Knomes2 October 27, 2022

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

Floomed

Saddest nigga living

A nigga Floomed

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022