Definitions by Vektor

elephantitus 

Abnormal size of an object. Frequently referring to the size of testicles or ass.

See also (E.S.S.) Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome.

Taking steroids will keep elephantitus of the testicles in check.

elephantitus by Vektor December 8, 2003

Floofer 

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

Floofer by Vektor December 8, 2003