Floofum

An extremely fluffy animal that deserves all the pets.

"Omg, look at that floofum"

by ajd253 July 21, 2017

floofer doot

Noun. A very furry and cute cat or kitten.

Shirley is showing off her new flower kitten collar like a proper floofer doot.

by DougExeter May 25, 2021

Floojah

A word used mainly as an obsenity when something bad happens. For example stubbing a toe, cutting a finger, accidently firing off a nuclear missile and causing nuclear winter.

"Oh Floojah!"
"How the Floojah did that happen?"
"What the Floojah am I doing here?"
"Who the Floojah are you?"
"Get out of here you Floojah!"

by Andrew Roxborough October 29, 2004

Floofle

Someone or something possess an abundance of floof or fluff

I love that cat, it's such a floofle

by DobbyHolland June 11, 2018

Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

Floopadoop

A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.

Trema: "Dude, what's that smell?"

Nerrick: "Um... I had to fart and floopadooped..."

by BlacKnight104 January 11, 2012

Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch

Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!

by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021