Floppery

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Cock Flopper

A fat or very ugly chick who causes stiff erections to flop.

Nicole is such a cock flopper no guy could ever keep it up around that slore.

by mbaby13 December 18, 2009

Flopper

Half boner Half normal

Holy crap i got a Flopper in math today

by Timothy McFarland December 29, 2010

Floperington

The art of flopering in the bathtub.

Luke: I did some good floperington last night.

by OOOeeee October 5, 2009

Flopperdom

the inside of a dog's ear. woof!

wow, that dog's flopperdom is out of control!

by WOG Agents April 23, 2010

Flopperdoodle

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.

Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

by ilistend2dbstpb4itwsmainstream October 21, 2011

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015