flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

flochist

flochist is someone on tiktok who’s very hot wnd sexy and deserves 500 billion followers

Me: flochist is so funny am i right?
Friend: Who is that?
Me: You’re meaning to tell me you don’t know who flochist is? Kill yourself seriously

**3 days later**
Friends mom: she killed herself due to bullying.......
Me: She followed flochist yet?

by Fattie28838383 March 10, 2021

Flocka

A man made synthetic drug that drives people mad and turns them in to real life zombies when they do it

You see that guy over there he Is on flocka

by Mustang1990 June 30, 2019

kay flock and dougie b

the best NYC bronx drill duo of all time

kev: who the best nyc drill rappers of all time

jay: the best nyc drill rappers of all time is kay flock and dougie b t

by mr.kapalot800 December 30, 2021

Flocka

Randomly shouting 'Flocka!' when you hear a song from Waka Flocka Flame.

FLOCKA!!

by BobKelso July 18, 2010

flockie

A group of thotties

-Hey Greg let's get it with that flockie

-I don't know Capernicus I promised I'd stay away from thots

by Flockie July 7, 2017

Flock of seagulls

80s new wave band from UK

also, a minor character in Pulp Fiction movie, nicknamed "flock of seagulls" due to sweeping funny haircut , resembling the band's frontman Mike Score

You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here?

by dildo777 October 14, 2022