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CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
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flabulence

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.
"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."
by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009
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flytulence

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.
Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
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Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".
by TheWads December 27, 2009
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courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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Flatulence Burn

A "flatulence burn" is the result of extremely hot gas emitted from the sphincter, which causes minor to extreme irritation in the area around the anus. In extreme cases, blistering can occur around the anus and when gas is emitted, encapsulated by an undergarment, blistering may occur in areas well beyond the anal region (including but not limited to ones private parts). A "flatulence burn" is often accompanied by the splatter of liquid or solid feces in the vicinity of the gas when emitted.
Johnny had stomach cramps all morning after eating hot peppers for breakfast. While walking to class, he passed gas and immediately dropped to the floor. After being brought to the nurses office and hearing that he may have a "Flatulence Burn", Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. He could not sit on the toilet and had to throw his underwear away.
by whoins November 19, 2010
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explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses
DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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