flatlander

a person who is so unaware of their surroundings they cannot even function in the world. These people are jokes in life and have no sense of style, coolness or anything of the sort.

Joe: Hey man do u wanna come over and read or something.

Kyle: Bro, are you kidding me, ur a complete flatlander

by tenth dimension March 22, 2009

flatlander

A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.

Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.

by idonthavaname September 23, 2006

banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

flatline

1. The effect caused after a severe case of insomnia in which you collapse immediately and sleep.

2. Used to describe an extreme measure of sleep. Incidentally this closely relates to the term "you can sleep when you're dead."

I didn't want to go anywhere, I had terrible sleep and when I came home from school I flatlined on the bed.

Person A: Hey where's Adam?
Person B: He got shitfaced and flatlined somewhere in the kitchen.

by xKRASHx August 28, 2010

Flatlíne

Awesome paladin tank on the horde side of the Bronzebeard EU server.

"Man that Flatlíne is the shizzle"

Known for his wit, handsome good cow looks, and ability to abuse bad dps.

Omg its Flatlíne. Watch your threat before he pwns you

by angryqqer August 21, 2011

Flatlander

one who does not usually drive on mountain roads

Learn how to drive flatlander!

by Gulbur November 5, 2012