flapper babber

When you shove your dick so far up her loose pussy it starts flapping like a bird

dam I gave Jenny the best flapper babber I can do.

by anothersickfuckonurbandic January 6, 2021

Defective Flypaper

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper

last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!

by carnath September 5, 2012

ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.

While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper

by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015

wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

Wind flapper

Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".

example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".

by Galphinese December 30, 2019