Flailosophy

The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.

My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.

by So Short October 8, 2017

Flaips

1.When you put Adobe Flash, Adobe Illustrator, and Adobe Photoshop next to each-other on the Apple Task bar.
2.Awesome.

Guy 1---- "I rearranged adobe flash, illustrator, and photoshop to spell flaips."

Guy 2---- "AWESOME!!!!"

by ZNews1000 July 6, 2009

flail

v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.
n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.

Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleus of flail. The one who can flail standind still.

"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."

by A.D. & T.S August 14, 2006

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

flailed

someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.

wow, did that dude ever look flailed

holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna

by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013

Failsian

An Asian who does not correctly portray the Asian stereotype.

"Wow, what a failsian, he can't jump off walls or even do simple calculus!"

by Ellcakes April 17, 2009

flail

n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.

"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"

"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"

by BringTheNoise May 27, 2006