fladoodle

-To have sex with someone in a close range in order to release oneself from a dry spell

-To masturbate

I was lonely last night so I fladoodled.

by DessyDontLikeYou April 20, 2015

Oatmeal Flagpole

When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.

"Oh man I got oatmeal flagpoled last night"

by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009

flagpole

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.

Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets

oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!

by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005

flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.

Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!

by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005

fanoogle

To scam someone out of something they owe you but do not want to give you.

I had to fanoogle her out of the chainsaw I let her borrow.

by Jason Patrick Doherty March 13, 2007

flagpole

An erection that sticks out really far. Sometimes has observers to it.

I was swimmig under water with goggles and saw this guy with a huge flagpole.

by MarKatWil August 22, 2008

Flagpole

An oral sex position, wherein the fellator holds their body horizontally (as a flag relative to a flagpole) while performing fellatio.

"I hear Rebbecca totally gave that RA a flagpole! That sh*t is BANANAS!"

by OctaveO October 9, 2009