flaccid boner 

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!

flaccid boner by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017

Flaccid Dragon 

When somebody cant get an erection

Johnny paid to make sweet love to a hooker but he got a flaccid dragon so she just took his cash and left

Flaccid Dragon by blue baby dragon February 1, 2010

Flaccid Wang

When your penis is soft, or you do not have an erection.

"Oh my god, his dick was so soft, but it was the biggest flaccid wang I have ever seen!"

Flaccid Wang by bungmaster69 May 31, 2015

Flaccid Unicorn 

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

Flaccid Unicorn by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Flaccid Penis 

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.

Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!

Flaccid Penis by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018

Flaccid Unicorn 

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

Flaccid Unicorn by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Flaccid Unicorn 

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

Flaccid Unicorn by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016