When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
The act of being willing to study, all research, texts and supplies are at hand before you yet you cant quite get into the work. All your resources are laid out before you ready like a lover on a bed yet you just cant get in the mood/ it up.
"Dude i have a savage case of Flaccid Academia, i sat with my mac open in front of me for 2 hours and did not write a thing! I was totally floppy!"
by Elging November 10, 2009
by MaGoully July 8, 2015
When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.
by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018
The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
by Urb Snake March 17, 2023
Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.
by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015
A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011