Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
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Anrgy broke college student: "After re-filling out my twelve page FAFSA, they made me re-do it because they got my social security number mixed up. That was just the beginning of my issues with fucking financial aid."
by Alyse T. January 4, 2009
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by Will January 31, 2005
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Everyone is blond and blue eyed and pretty quiet, but they're nice. Finnish is an impossible language that sounds like ducks quacking at first...
Everyone is blond and blue eyed and pretty quiet, but they're nice. Finnish is an impossible language that sounds like ducks quacking at first...
After the the awful winter I spent in Finland, I was surprised by the beutiful summer and midnight sun!
by Lolie Judan July 26, 2006
Get the finland mug.(ECONOMICS) a shock to the industrial system caused by massive errors in investment decisions. In essence, financial crises are failures of the capital markets (stock exchanges, etc.) to do their job.
In the lead-up to a financial crisis, money entrusted to capital managers to invest is spent instead on bolstering the plutonomy. Then, when those same capital managers are overleveraged, it becomes obvious that the economy has been producing the wrong stuff; its corporations are therefore worth a lot less than everyone had supposed they were.
Then people sell their shares of stock, causing a liquidity crisis for many firms, which react by firing people and dumping anything of value at reduced prices.
This requires a lot of expensive genius to do well.
In the lead-up to a financial crisis, money entrusted to capital managers to invest is spent instead on bolstering the plutonomy. Then, when those same capital managers are overleveraged, it becomes obvious that the economy has been producing the wrong stuff; its corporations are therefore worth a lot less than everyone had supposed they were.
Then people sell their shares of stock, causing a liquidity crisis for many firms, which react by firing people and dumping anything of value at reduced prices.
This requires a lot of expensive genius to do well.
While there is little evidence so far that the 2008 financial crisis was engineered by any one perpetrator, the very same economic elites who caused it are now poised to benefit from it by imposing "disaster capitalism."
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by Lolitocha April 27, 2008
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Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Dude, I’ve got the worst hangover. My head is pounding harder than I pounded that slizz last night.
Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.
I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.
I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
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