figger

Verb: To fidget when mentally preoccupied.

Dan: "Quit playing with that rubber band and get back to work!"
Mike: "Leave me alone, Dan! I'm figgering!"
Dan: "Alright, I'll leave you to your thoughts then."

by heftymaus November 4, 2019

Figger

Origins: conversation between two (2) founding fathers of the fig fitness sport
Meaning: nuclear bomb made of Figs to destroy specifically kindergarten teachers to flex on there rival sport competitions

Im gonna explode these damned Figgers

by Finnbar McGowan April 29, 2022

Figgers

When black people act out in a stereotypical way.

A composite of "Figures" and "niggers."

Person 1: A bunch of drunk blacks started fighting at the Waffle House this morning.

Person 2: Figgers.

by Lord Scoot June 24, 2022

Figger

derogatory term towards Fairies/Pixies, about fairies being slave labor.

yup them goddamn poppy pollen pickin pixie FIGGERS!

by Rimfa July 23, 2024