Feminism Inc

The pseudo-religious group of upper middle class, mostly white women (and men) who are in the business of dividing the sexes. Not to be confused with women, or normal mild feminists who believe in equality, Feminism Inc is a disparate group of often powerful ideologues who believe, for example, that men should be sent to prison on the mere word of somebody else. Tellingly, none of the male members of the Feminism Inc congregation seem to fall on their swords and resign their positions, instead preferring to demonize other men ad nauseam as if they themselves are part of a different species.

They believe in their own version of science, like Scientologists, Creationists and witch doctors do and generally live off government/public money in one form or another because people are generally a lot nicer than they are in the imaginary dystopias they fantasize about, where they wouldn't receive a penny because the evvviiill patriarchy would have sent them packing.

My son was sent to prison for life on the word of a mental patient, if it wasn't for lobbying by Feminism Inc to remove due process he'd be living a peaceful life.

by nosuchthingasnow April 20, 2018

real feminist

Someone (a man or woman) who simply wants equal rights for men and women contrary to popular belief feminism isn’t bad that’s just a bunch of ignorant assholes who don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

She just wants equality, she’s a real feminist.

by K thanks bye May 2, 2018

Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''

by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022

keyboard feminist

A peeved off woman who uses social media purely to demean and belittle men, claiming to be fighting for the feminist cause. They usually find the most trivial of things to cry about, even those where the same point can be made from the male's side or where gender isn't an issue, by misconstruing innocuous matters and completely twisting them out of context. A very common trait among them is that they are oblivious to their own hypocrisy and double standards.

Keyboard feminists are under the illusion that men are immune to sexism because of the "patriarchy", coming up with the most bizarre and speculative of reasonings to argue their point. They're usually found in herds on blogs and Twitter, bootlicking each other and jumping on the back of anyone who sees through and calls out their blatant sexism. They call any male nay-sayer who scrutinises their ethos 'threatened', dismissing everything they say solely on the basis of their gender and resort to hurling petty insults. They like to think women are oppressed in society, ignoring their own plushy lifestyle, nitpicking at statistics and playing the victim card whenever something doesn't go their way.

Keyboard feminists keep believing that they can make a difference to society, as if they are the 21st century incarnation of the suffragettes. They are confined to the internet because they're shielded by their monitor, safe from the backlash and ridicule they would receive if they try to push their agenda out in the real world.

Keyboard feminist: "I am sick of the objectification of women on magazine covers."
Nay-sayer: "You don't have a problem with men posing in just their underwear on the front of them and plastered on billboards."
Keyboard feminist: "Men never have a problem with it either."
Nay-sayer: "Don't you think that people of both genders actually like being seen as sex symbols? They don't object to it if they embrace it, stop sticking your nose into their business."
Keyboard feminist: "But that empowers men, it dehumanises women and shows them as mere sex objects."
Nay-sayer: "So women wearing next to nothing is condemnable, whereas men doing wearing just as much is an aspiration to us?"
Keyboard feminist: "Men can't be objectified, they run the media."

by JizzySpunkbubbles October 28, 2013

White feminism

Defining empowerment of women in terms of western privilege and ideals.

Women who wear hijabs are not standing up for themselves is an example of white feminism.

by Mici207 September 23, 2016

feminish

Someone who believes feminist ideals but is not an activist and doesn't call themselves a feminist or someone who understands where feminist are coming from and won't bash them.

He agrees with those feminists, he must be feminish.

by rubberducky.psc January 27, 2009

feminist tears

The main water source of the Dead Sea.

"How do you feel about feminist tears?"

"Sorry mate, too salty for me."

by Spaghetti Noodle February 16, 2018