Feature Creatures

A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.

"Feature Creatures really like repeating the same jokes over and over."

by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020

fetus fucker

A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.

Roberto is such a fetus fucker.

by Blenderhead71 July 20, 2008

yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

an abortion, but overly enthusiastic.

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS

by Mr. Enderman April 10, 2019

yeetus that fetus

When a baby is annoying, you throw the baby.

Jasmine's baby is so annoying, so I decided to yeetus that fetus.

by Zeepo7 October 28, 2018

cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

Fetus Deletus

An alternative way of saying abortion while also sounding like a wizard,try yelling this phrase if you ever have the chance to perform a fetus deletus

Dr. : "Ok so we are going to remove the fetus,are you sure you want to do this?"
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme October 9, 2019

featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.

Office is affected by featuritis!!

by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon May 6, 2008