fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Faysted

Short for fucking wasted.

Don't hit it so hard or you are gunna be faysted!

by DRE-and1 November 2, 2010

Fastidiot

Noun

One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.

My buddy Stole is the biggest Fastidiot on the planet. He is a highly-successful professional, he eats healthy and stays super-fit. His car, home and office are all meticulously clean and people joke that he lives an almost monastic existence. And then, every f-ing weekend the guy takes some insane off-ramp straight into the abyss, making decisions as if he is a homeless guy living on the street with no consequences for his actions.

by Dr. Gibberish January 1, 2023

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

by Eviepie January 28, 2021

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013

Trophy Fisted

Where one fist is inserted into the vagina and the other fist is inserted into the anus, the giver of this act then lifts the recipient over their head and celebrates in an exuberant manner.

After applying plenty of lube he trophy fisted her into a wild frenzy

by ShowClo! May 4, 2009