farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.

"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)

by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008

Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.

An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.

by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

fornicate

When you bone the bejesus out of someone.

Me and your old lady fornicated all night long while you were at work.

by nonimac December 28, 2007

farmicate

the act of having sex with an animal

guy 1: dude i just saw a vid of a girl that was farmicating with a horse
guy 2: dude, i love to farmicate. its the best and watching it is the hottest
guy 1: yeah brah

by nighthawk1331 July 23, 2009

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

forticate

To shove a dick up anothers ass.

I forticated yohan's mom's ass last night.

by lerris May 13, 2005