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fapping

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!
by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018
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*fap*

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*
by HuntressPwns January 19, 2007
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fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
by Noir November 11, 2006
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fap-on-it

The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).
Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.
by Deathinetly August 2, 2011
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Fapping

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021
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fap on it

When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes.

The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it.
* fapfapfapfapfap*
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch

Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv
by sergeant-assclown August 14, 2011
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Fapping

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.
by liemmm March 3, 2009
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