Fap

The sound Spider-Man makes when he's shooting his web all over a criminal.

"Fap fap fap!!!!" "Haha, Dr. Octopus, that's the last time you'll try to use those faggoty limp dick metal protruberances on me, you fat fuck".

Fap by Slick Dick Willie December 16, 2015

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A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

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FAP

I FAP every second Wednsday of Every other week.

FAP by Bulldozer17 February 7, 2010

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dude im alone this christmas ill go fap all night

fap by MudingPakits April 3, 2016

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a mixture of mango and carrot juice

Fap by pappiv April 22, 2017

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when one goes out and... well, beats their meat..

FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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let’s be honest, you’re looking at this to fap.

fapping is when you touch your genitals with your hand, or toys. sometimes, you can make noises like this> mmh~~ fuck~~ feels so good.

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