Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

failroids

When you fail so much, it's like your a steroids for failing.

Teacher: "What's 2 + 2?"
Student: "18?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "24?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Ok, 52 for sure."
Teacher: "Kid what are you on? Failroids?

by Hippie_Not_On_Crack April 20, 2010

failPod

A "jailbroken" iPhone/iPod Touch of any generation that crashes or does something negligible to its own health.

"Hey, why are you throwing that perfect iPod Touch away?!"

"Dude, the springboard crashed when I tried to download the fail button. It's not an iPod anymore, it's a failPod.

by ThexSuicidexT August 20, 2010

failpapers

(n.) - Print newspapers that have folded and are now defunct, such as the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

"The list of now-defunct failpapers is getting longer and longer, and I worry how many daily newspapers will survive in the future."

-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles

by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

Failrie

Also known as a Glampire. A creature which sparkles and generally lives in a forest. It has a tendency to avoid fighting, be over dramatic to the point of maximizing ridiculosity and run away excessively.

For some reason is often confused with a vampire.

Name: Edward Cullen
Species: Failrie

by prat_fall March 24, 2011

failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.

John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.

by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011