Facksed Up

Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.

Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.

Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

fack

To shove a gerbil up your ass.

"Have you heard of Eminem's new song, Fack?"

by andy the nigga April 29, 2006

Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009

fackoon

A class in the game Chivalry Medieval Warfare, also known as Man at Arms. Their main job is to run around throwing AOE fire grenades which alot of people refer to as a 'fackoonpot'

Fackoons are so skilled throwing their fackoonpot at me

by lolbomb December 28, 2015