Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

Facepalm sigh

The sigh you have when someone like mr. Alexander doesn't understand a very simple wordplay or something obvious.

Very closely related to facepalm, but expressed as a sigh.

Person 1: Do you know where the definition of the long drink esa-anssi comes from?
Alexander: hmm, I really have no idea
Person 2: *facepalm sigh...* It comes from esanssi.

by Al Copone December 22, 2019

implified facepalm

When something is so fucking retarted, that a regular facepalm doesnt cut it.

this deserves an implified facepalm

by swag965 October 16, 2013

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

by timdub December 13, 2012

Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012

Canadian Facepalm

A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.

NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.

Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.

by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 2, 2010

Facepalm of Justice

Facepalm of Justice is when somebody does something extremely stupid, and you facepalm while uttering "Facepalm of Justice"

When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead

by ninjacow October 29, 2010