flubing

The best possible way to have sex. Literally no other way to describe this position

I think flubing is my favorite sex position ever.

by Mike wilns July 25, 2016

flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

by Singletracker May 25, 2016

Fluting

when one takes a flute and shoves it up the anus and farts for musical pleasure

fluting is my therapy

by flutist of the fluting May 4, 2017

Fluxing

From the verb 'to flux'. In the Robert Zemekis saga 'Back to the future', inside of the time traveling Delonean is localized the Flux Capacitor, which job is to Flux. So the Delonean needs the Flux Capacitor to keep Fluxing for time travel being possible.

Marty McFly (checking the Delonean before the time travel)(first movie): Flux Capacitor, Fluxing.

by lucasandacielos August 31, 2017

Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

flosing

You have failed to spell the verb flossing and have now come to the realisation that you are, in fact, a retard

OMG! Are you flosing?

*cough cough* I believe you mean flossing

by Basic B**** October 30, 2019

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020