by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003
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person: Excuse me wtf ?
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Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
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Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018
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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
by crazycyrax May 8, 2009
Get the Universal Excuse mug.A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009
Get the facebook-exclusive mug.A partnership between two people. This partnership is not a relationship, but is more than fuck buddies. For one reason one or both partners do not want a relationship but don't want their partner to be seeing anyone else.
Like minded person: Are you dating Chris?
Exclusiveship partner: No we are not dating, we are in an exclusiveship.
Like minded person: What's an exclusiveship?
Exclusiveship partner: IDK man, we hang out.
Like minded person: Is he/she your bf/gf?
Exclusiveship partner: No...
Like minded person: Are you just fuck buddies?
Exclusiveship partner: No...
Like minded person: Well what the hell is it?
Exclusiveship partner: IDK...
Exclusiveship partner: No we are not dating, we are in an exclusiveship.
Like minded person: What's an exclusiveship?
Exclusiveship partner: IDK man, we hang out.
Like minded person: Is he/she your bf/gf?
Exclusiveship partner: No...
Like minded person: Are you just fuck buddies?
Exclusiveship partner: No...
Like minded person: Well what the hell is it?
Exclusiveship partner: IDK...
by Backseat Driver November 9, 2020
Get the Exclusiveship mug.Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.
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