End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

excuse me

A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood

Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death

by Coolkid_NOPE March 31, 2016

excuse the sexy

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

by father muskrat October 1, 2010

excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

Universal Excuse

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."

Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."

by crazycyrax May 8, 2009

excited

being so overwelmingly happy that you could piss rainbows.

the trix rabbit when he gets his hands on that cereal, hes super excited

by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010