Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

ewin

A very cool and nice person who will always be there for you. Always knows how to take care of a problem. Specially, when you have nobody by your side.

Ewin is very cool.

by $$Mone¥$$ December 2, 2014

ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*

by sn0wflake December 25, 2012

Ewan

The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy

Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.

by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019

ewineauctions

short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.

I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.

by CutUpRough February 16, 2010

eaindra

A social butterfly who always has social problems and always relies on her friends to solve her shit! Eaindra has a aptitude in Chemistry and is a cat lover. She is extremely jaw-dropping gorgeous and always brings a smile to people’s faces!

there’s goes eaindra again, talking to new people!

by winniepoohbear November 6, 2018