Ethioptimistic

Your an idiot

This Ethioptimistic is so floolish

by Bootyeater2009 June 5, 2015

Ethiopian Dinner Party

When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.

"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."

by Grodon Fereman May 2, 2017

Ethiopian Rave

When a wealthy Western white male taunts starving Ethiopian children with food dangling above their heads.

That Ethiopian Rave got out of hand!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

Enzio

An Enzio is a caring and loving soul. His approach is always cool and calm but he is a real bad ass. Enzio's love women and gets distracted by them easily. He is a true gift to anyone in his life and a true friend. The world would be a better place if more people were like Enzio.

Girl 1: Omg is that Enzio
Girl2: Yes he is here for me but doesn't know it yet

by Notherducker November 23, 2021

etziel

Etziel is the life of a party. Always smiling with a ready laugh. He's exceptionally good looking, but acts like the boy next door, never met a stranger and always willing to help someone in need. Kind, but not a pushover he is able to read people and he knows who you are even when you don't. He's not one to try to manipulate or take advantage of, he'll see it coming a mile away. The World needs more Etziels!

Hey Etziel, what's up brother?

by Dawgtrainer November 24, 2021

Ezzio

There for the ups and downs,
There for the losses and wins,
There for the smiles and the frowns,

There for our beautiful twins,

There for support and protection,
There for the beginnings and the ends,
There for encouragement and direction,

There for the straights and the bends,

There for love and correction,
There no matter what no matter when,

Happy Birthday Pops! You are a blessing!

Everyone needs an Ezzio, if not for all your life at minimum for some time.

by Emilio SignatureBarber January 13, 2022

Ezion

As many will meet few Ezions in their life those who do are lucky asf. An Ezion is inspiring to everyone they meet. They hold a passion and drive like no one else and aren't afraid to show it. You'll never feel alone when you meet one. They are single-handedly the most caring beings and will be there for you despite any mistake, flaw, or difference. Make no mistake, however, Ezionsare is quick to turn on those who wrong those closest to them. It's traits like these that make the Ezion the best to be around. They always seem to make anyone put on a happy face and when that doesn't work they just ask you to talk to them about your issues. Ezions tend to be comedic and good at it too. One of the funniest people you'll meet. You won't want them to shut up not just cuz they're funny asf but also cuz they are one of the most interesting, intellectual, incredible, idyllic people you'll meet. Not only are they the best to talk to but quite handsome to look at. Commonly with dark hair that brings out their pretty eyes. Ezions tend to have the best smiles that can't help but be contagious. You'll never forget when you come across an Ezion and you want to hold on to them. Because it's rare to find someone so great.

J: Dude how have you been recently?
M: Great I met Ezion.

by carmel.o August 31, 2022